Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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