Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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