why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
My vagina is very pro this idea
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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