Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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