Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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