scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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