I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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