It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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