My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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