either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
