ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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