i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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