it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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