Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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