Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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