he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I'm really busy with my period
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