id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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