I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I am one with the molecules
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
