I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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