But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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