Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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