I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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