I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Randomize
