why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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