In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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