And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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