At least make sure they are 18
Why
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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