Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
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