STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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