Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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