People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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