I need help removing her.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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