That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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