i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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