i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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