He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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