4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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