i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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