Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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