Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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