dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
