so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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