your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I could make wine with my vomit
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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