shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Randomize
