Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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