I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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