Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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