i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
last night I used snow as a chaser
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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