drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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