i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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