omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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