we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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