I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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