Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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