hell yes lets make some ravioli
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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