super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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