He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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