i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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