Only a mothe r could love this liver
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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