yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Pants are for mortals
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