Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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